Category Archives: Totally Random

"Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my b!tches!" – Phoebe Buffay, Friends

In case you haven’t heard, my birthday is this Friday, January 13th! And in case you haven’t already bought me a present, here are some things I want this year… Angel face is only asking for a simple thing or … Continue reading

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Ciao, 2011!

As you may or may not have noticed, I did not write a post about new year’s resolutions. I think calling anything a new year’s resolution is automatically setting yourself up to fail because what do almost all new year’s … Continue reading

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"Good morning, Vietnam!"

The inner monologue of a still drunk / the most hungover girl in the world. Anything in italics is an actual thought. The good, the bad, and the ugly. “What time is it?! Oh my god, I’m so late for … Continue reading

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Best of 2011: Photographs

Sassarella’s Year in Photos January * “Watch this……” January * Whale: 1 Meg & Christie: 0 January * Happy Birthday, Jackshmack! January * Me: “Dave, why are you bartending?” Dave: “Because we’re busy, want to switch places?” Me: “SURE! WHY … Continue reading

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"Earth to Yogis" – Baron Baptiste

As all of you know, I am very into hot yoga these days. I attend yoga at an actual yoga studio, not as part of a gym so they are very yoga-ish. What I mean by yoga-ish is that they … Continue reading

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My name is Sassarella aka "The Happiest Zinzi Girl in the World"

It’s that time again, the time when I get to brag about all of the fabulous things I’ve done in the last month that you haven’t (unless you were doing it with me, of course). To start, let’s look back … Continue reading

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Sassarella’s Favorite Things

I’m sure you’ve noticed the recent trend of droopy, sometimes bitter, and always a bit heavy blog posts but I’m trying to take  a cue from Cher aka Loretta in Moonstruck. Here is a list of Sassarella’s favorite things in an … Continue reading

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"On the road I dream of home and when at home I dream of action" – The Zolas

I spent a few days back in the dirtaay that is New Jersaaaay and I loved it. It’s always nice to go home, however I realize now that it’s nice to go home in small doses. This dose was a … Continue reading

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"There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves" – Terminator

For each of the last two months, I’ve written posts describing all of the amazing experiences I’m having in DC. The first month it was to show off slash explain how happy I am and how much I’m doing while … Continue reading

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Here’s to Hoping Karma Smacks You Before I Do, Ya Dumb Biotch

At work last weekend I watched as a group of drunk college girls bonded while belting out Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” with more passion than ever. The lyrics, their voices, their dance moves, and their enthusiasm really … Continue reading

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