Category Archives: Dating

"WOO WOO WOO" – Zack Ryder

Exactly one month ago I wrote a post about how happy I am in DC because of all of the wonderful things I am doing while living here. I wrote about my sense of urgency and the “do-ers” I am … Continue reading

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This Too Shall Pass…Right?

You know that moment when you can feel it in your gut that something isn’t right? Everything seems normal and looks the same but you know something is coming. What’s coming is that moment when the little dude sitting in … Continue reading

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"And if I share my secret, you’re gonna have to keep it" – Maroon 5

Please be advised that I am writing this on the day that I am really moving to DC. I’m not going back to NJ on Monday or next weekend and it’s finally sinking in. Normally on a day like today, … Continue reading

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It Takes Two to Tango

Dear Any Future Man in Sassarella’s Life,      First of all, Future Man, please notice how I did not address this letter to my “Future Boyfriend.” You may find this calculated choice of words to be comforting in that … Continue reading

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Weekend Warrior: Love at first sight is possible, just be sure you’re seeing clearly – Anonymous

We all have a vision of what we want our lives to look like. We imagine how we’ll make a living, where we will live, and the type of family we’ll have. We imagine a way of life that enables … Continue reading

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Weekend Warrior: When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left!

“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle but if you can’t handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my … Continue reading

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Sassarella, I love you BUT…

“Women are repeatedly accused of taking things personally. I cannot see any other honest way of taking them.” – Marya Mannes “I think you’re amazing BUT…you’re heading back to school (or you’re heading home for the summer). You’ll be there … Continue reading

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"Girl, you’ve never known no one like me up there in your high society" – Tim McGraw

So I mentioned that I saw my ex-boyfriend who I had not seen in 2.5 years while in California. What I did not yet mention is that he was my first big love and the first man to propose to me. … Continue reading

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Weekend Warrior: "I’m Mrs. Oh My God that Britney’s Shameless / You Want a Piece of Me" – Britney

As you all know, I read a variety of blogs on a weekly basis. There is one that I find particularly interesting because it is written similarly to mine. The author is a young woman in her late twenties, living … Continue reading

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"When men are persistent, it’s romantic, they make movies about that. If it’s a woman, then they cast Glenn Close" – Ally McBeal

An open letter to society about relationships. To: SocietyFrom: SassarellaSubject: Progress Report      As a frequent visitor to the shady part of society, also known as Datesville, USA, I have a few words to say about the way in which … Continue reading

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