Monthly Archives: January 2012

Sassarella, Don’t Believe Everything You Think

“Intimacy is a four syllable word for, ‘here’s my heart and soul,  please grind them into a hamburger and enjoy.’  It’s both desired and feared.  Difficult to live with and impossible to live without.”  – Grey’s Anatomy And that is … Continue reading

Posted in Dating | Leave a comment

"Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my b!tches!" – Phoebe Buffay, Friends

In case you haven’t heard, my birthday is this Friday, January 13th! And in case you haven’t already bought me a present, here are some things I want this year… Angel face is only asking for a simple thing or … Continue reading

Posted in Totally Random | 1 Comment

Ciao, 2011!

As you may or may not have noticed, I did not write a post about new year’s resolutions. I think calling anything a new year’s resolution is automatically setting yourself up to fail because what do almost all new year’s … Continue reading

Posted in Totally Random | Leave a comment

"Good morning, Vietnam!"

The inner monologue of a still drunk / the most hungover girl in the world. Anything in italics is an actual thought. The good, the bad, and the ugly. “What time is it?! Oh my god, I’m so late for … Continue reading

Posted in Totally Random, Weekend Warrior | Leave a comment