Monthly Archives: August 2011

DJ CFabb: Team #GymSwag

Posted on August 23, 2011 by sasssays

There was once a time when Lauren and I literally could not be at the gym at the same time. We would immediately start gabbing about nonsense and completely forget about working out. Now that only happens on occasion and … Continue reading →

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It Takes Two to Tango

Posted on August 22, 2011 by sasssays

Dear Any Future Man in Sassarella’s Life,      First of all, Future Man, please notice how I did not address this letter to my “Future Boyfriend.” You may find this calculated choice of words to be comforting in that … Continue reading →

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This One Time I…

Posted on August 19, 2011 by sasssays

“It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring” – Marilyn Monroe I can’t believe the summer is like um over. Where did it go? I also can’t believe that I’m missing Georgetown already. Everyone always said that once you … Continue reading →

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"Honey, you can’t hide your lyin’ eyes" – Lyin’ Eyes by The Eagles

Posted on August 17, 2011 by sasssays

Here are some lies that I’m used to (and often pretty sick of) telling… I’m lying if you ever hear me say, “I really like working out.” That is a complete lie with the exception of days that I go … Continue reading →

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Weekend Warrior: Love at first sight is possible, just be sure you’re seeing clearly – Anonymous

Posted on August 15, 2011 by sasssays

We all have a vision of what we want our lives to look like. We imagine how we’ll make a living, where we will live, and the type of family we’ll have. We imagine a way of life that enables … Continue reading →

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"She’s fine, like wine, she drinks it all the time" – Dennis Finch

Posted on August 12, 2011 by sasssays

Things I’ve Been Thinking About This Week: 1. Rings. Yup, that’s right, the jewelry. One of the first things I notice about a man is whether or not he is wearing a ring. Whether I’m at work, the gym, in … Continue reading →

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DJ CFabb: Got Soup?

Posted on August 9, 2011 by sasssays

As my brother would say, my life right now is full of bisque. Yup, a big bowl of lobster bisque with croutons. Lauren and I had a good laugh yesterday about how my life at times seems utterly unreal considering … Continue reading →

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Weekend Warrior: When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left!

Posted on August 8, 2011 by sasssays

“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle but if you can’t handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my … Continue reading →

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Runnin’ Around: How to Impress a Guy in 3 Seconds

Posted on August 2, 2011 by sasssays

So the gym is kind of like the Mean Girls cafeteria. First you’ve got the meat heads aka juiceheads or gorillas. The guys that walk, excuse me, strut around with their arms moving from side to side instead of from … Continue reading →

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Dwell in possibility – E. Dickinson

Posted on August 1, 2011 by sasssays

So last night Sassarella’s recent routine continued…I couldn’t sleep. Here’s what kept me up thinking: the city of Los Angeles, California. I watched an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and an episode of Entourage last night, both of … Continue reading →

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